9/11 Was an Al Qaeda Job Written by Abel Ashes Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was an engineer. His nephew Ramzi Yousef was an engineer. Abdul Hakim Murad, he was not their kin But he was a pilot and their childhood friend. They were in Manila trying to murder The Pope. The cops showed up when they smelled smoke. Doña Josefa Room 603 Oplan Bojinka was not to be. 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God! 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God! The WTC bomber, he done fucked up. He barely got away when Murad got cuffed. Ramzi went to Pakistan, while Khalid laid low But he wound up in the Supermax in Colorado. Same damn time, half a world away Algerian jihadis called the GIA Were trying to crash a plane into the Eiffel Tower To show the infidels God’s awful power. 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God! 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God! Back there in Manila cops uncovered the plot. They got it from Murad and the laptop. They were gonna blow a dozen planes away And crash another one into the CIA. Khalid took a trip to Afghanistan Showed al Qaeda the godamn plan. Osama looked at him like “What the fuck? Twelve damn planes? It can’t be done!” 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God! 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God When Osama wasn’t busy bombing embassies Or filling up the CIA’s PDBs A cell was being formed around bin al-Shibh, Mohamed Atta, Jarrah, and al-Shehhi. Watched the towers falling on live TV, the World Wide Web, and DVD. They tried to blame the Jews, tried to blame the Feds. Go fuck God. Bin Laden’s dead. 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God! 9/11 was an al Qaeda job! They did that shit in the name of God